team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
I am all these teams.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“oh my god I’m never having one of those” I whisper tenderly to a baby
Jesus woman! Get around the corner!
Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!
Id quit playing my game for sure!
You look beautiful, don’t be shy!
Omg, she is so precious.
Aww if a girl did this for me I’d chuck my Xbox out the window~
Go on darling, if it was moi. Id smash mon gaming device and love on you insted!
Reblogging again because this is just lovely and I need someone like this and I’m saving this picture to my computer and just NINLSUSRGLSDBFIWB the woman in this is so beautiful and everything *gross sobbing*
Ladies and gentlemen, the men of Tumblr.
Always reblog. Go for it! You’ll always come before the game!
I’m a girl and even I would chuck my xbox out into the street.
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
clothes are optional.
So down for this.
how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT
anyone want to play with me? ;)
I totally would. My bucket list as well.
no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away
why not just use fake blood
Or real blood
well it started out as a cute idea…